New Amsterdamned

Ugly americans 15Holy shit! This is either precisely where you want to be or the last place you want be. Really depends on much you enjoy surviving and how good you are at it. NA might seem like a real proper city, and that’s because it is one. With a population of about 8 million and change, New Amsterdamned is teeming with every last possible thing you could think of. Looking for a swingers club that panders to fatbeards and bog-people (bastards and bitches)? You got it, right on Bleeker and Houston. Looking for a molten-hot beef injection? Walk a block, there’s bound to be a streetcar vender with a pipin’ hot meattube. Trying to cook some Skunk? Take your pick from any number of abandoned, or inhabited buildings! There’s a pretty varied population, but the majority of bodies in the place are dead ones. There’s a ton of dead-eyed shamblers, but you’ve got all other sorts as well. Zombies, ghouls, vamps, walkin’ talkin’ jive deadmen, even brain-eaters and Frankensteins. They’re not the only ones around, but you can’t swing a nutsack around without smashing it against some rotten-fruit-smelling motherfucker. As far as the law goes, the deadhead in charge, Rudolph Ghouliani doesn’t give a squirt of piss for what you’re doing in his city, unless he can turn a profit on it (or if it’s in the way of a scheme). He just calls it ‘lazy-fair’ and encourages others to adopt a similar approach. The city is really divided block by block essentially, with people surviving in small enough groups to squeak by, or in large enough groups to make a living (and put a stop to others). There’s a shop, a parlor, a den or pit for just about anything you’re looking for, as long as you find it worth enough of the trouble that’ll just come dumping downon you the minute you step in to the city. Still, if you want to get buzzed, lit, fucked up, or maybe even get crazy rich (or famous), this is totally the place for it, but odds are you’re more likely to end up broke and broken in an alley dumpster. Good luck getting out too, the city doesn’t give up toys easy, especially new ones.

New Amsterdamned

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